Swiss Watching

Although I did not actually read this book, H read aloud the most interesting parts of it to me. In preparation for our sabbatical next year, we think it would be wise, not only to brush up our German, but to also have a heads-up on fitting into and trying to understand the culture of Switzerland.

This book was written for Brits who are moving to Switzerland, but the advice would seem to work well for Americans, too. The one chapter that has stuck in our minds is the way in which one attends a social function. First of all, according to this book, Swiss do not go in for small talk, so please refrain from mentioning the weather.

"The moment you walk into the room is moment of truth. It's not about dress codes, because the Swiss rarely have those, or about being late, where a simple apology is enough. It's all about saying hello. At any gathering in Switzerland, every guest's first duty is to go round and greet everyone. Faced with a crowd of people, most of them strangers, you might be temped to lurk in a corner until you spot someone you know, or wait for your host to make the introductions. Bad idea. What you should do before anything else, and that includes getting a drink, is introduce yourself to everyone, regardless of how long it takes. ... This custom is possibly the real reason most Swiss people are punctual. It's much easier to stand around chatting or drinking and make all the newcomers come to you for the introductions."

Of course, leaving the party also has its formalities. Think of the above in reverse, and try to remember everyone's name....